We have it on good authority that in Iran the hotels will give us seperate rooms unless we can provide a marriage certificate.  So here it is, courtesy of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Sally wore red because her favourite spaghetti sauce is puttanesca, and I wore nothing but my riding boots and used lasagna sheets to hide my privates.

pastor Pasta Farian…from the Church of the flying spaghetti monster!